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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 21:06

So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the difference in effectiveness between an infrared sauna blanket and a regular one?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it possible to start a small scale domestic BPO (Call Center)?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried